Disney Land
Pyrrha, dressed as Maleficent: *sighs*
Yang, dressed as Rapunzel: You know, constantly sighing isnt going to help you at all
Pyrrha: I know, it’s just that I have no idea what to do with Jaune.
Yang: You obviously need to ask him out, duh. Just do it right now.
Pyrrha, sighing: It’s not that simple, Yang. What if he doesn’t like me back and finds my confession weird? What will I do then? Besides, he’s around kids right now. I won’t have any privacy with him to begin with.
Yang, looking at Jaune: Oh yeah, I forgot he’s Peter Pan. Kids really do love that character.
Nora, dressed as Anna: Ah yes, the forbidden love between Peter Pan and Maleficent. As a child I loved that story.
Pyrrha, whining: Nora, this is no time for jokes. What am I going to do with Jaune? I’ve had the biggest crush on him for years, and I still don’t know what to do. It’s so frustrating!
Nora, shrugging: Sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood.
Pyrrha, groaning: What am I going to do?
Yang: You need to go over there and claim his ass already.
Pyrrha: Really? In front of all the kids?
Yang: I meant in front of everyone, P money, even the adults. Make sure every knows that he is YOUR man.
Weiss, dressed as Snow White: What are you guys doing? Shouldnt you be working?
Yang: We’re too busy with Pyrrha’s love life to work.
Weiss: Please don’t tell me it’s about that dunce over there.
Pyrrha: Does everyone know about my crush?
Nora: Yep. Everyone…….well, execpt for Jaune that is.
Weiss: How haven’t you asked him out yet?! You known him for years!
Yang: We were just talking about that actually. I’m trying to convince her to walk up to Jaune and shove her tongue down his throat, but she isn’t up for it.
Weiss: As she should be! That’s just a barbaric way to ask someone out!
Yang: Says you.
Weiss: Says anyone with a half a brain! Pyrrha, the best way to ask someone out is by being upfront with them. Just tell them how you feel.
Yang: Wow, that is like the most boring way to confess to someone.
Weiss: Oh shut up, what do you know?
Yang: Much more than you, Princess.
Nora: Aw shit, Princess fight!
Weiss: Nora, don’t cuss when you’re in costume. It’s a bad influence to kids.
Nora: Hey, don’t focus on me cussing, focus on Yang!
*Pyrrha only sighs as her friends bicker before noticing that Jaune was now alone*
Pyrrha:………………
Weiss: Nora, you arent going to trick me into arguing with Yang for your amusement.
Nora: Pfft, what? I’m not trying to trick you. I’m just trying to…….uh……..I don’t want Yang to bad mouth my friend is all. That’s just rude.
Weiss: No you aren’t!
Nora: Yes I am.
Weiss: NO! You aren’t!
Nora: YES! I am.
Weiss: Wait, are you trying to start an argument with me to pass the time?
Nora:………no.
Weiss, soothingly rubbing her forhead: Oh my god. This is so stupid. What were we even talking about?
Nora: Our argument.
Weiss: No we weren’t! We were talking about Pyrrha and Jaune. Look Pyrrha, you need to- where’s Pyrrha?
Yang, excitedly: Oh shit!
Weiss: Yang! Language!
Nora: NO, OH SHIT IS RIGHT! LOOK!
*Nora points to Pyrrha, who was now approaching Jaune*
Nora: IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!
*meanwhile*
Pyrrha, nervously approaching Jaune:………..H-hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Huh? Oh hey Pyr. What can I do for you?
Pyrrha, swallowing her fear: I was wondering if you were……… interested in going on a…..a uh………uh…….
Jaune: Hey, are you alright Pyr? You’re red to the face? Are you sick?
Pyrrha, flustered: No no! I’m fine! I was just wondering…………if you wanted to go on a d-d-d-a………screw it!
Jaune: Wha- MMF!
*Pyrrha practically dives into Jaune, kissing him passionately*
Jaune wide eyed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyrrha, pulling away quickly: I-I’M SO S-SORRY! I SHOULDN’T HAV-MMF!
*Jaune then kisses Pyrrha back passionately, shocking the girl to the bone before she kisses him back again*
*Multiple small gasps are heard*
Pyrrha, pulling away from the kiss: Huh?
*Pyrrha looks towards the noise to see a bunch of kids staring at them*
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uh…..hello.
One of the kids, bewildered: Mommy, why is Maleficent kissing Peter Pan?
The Mother: Well, you see uh…….uhm……they’re kissing because of…..uh……….
Pyrrha, blushing: Oh this is a problem.
Nora, in the distance: GOOD JOB, MALEFICENT! YOU FINALLY GOT THAT PAN’S ASS!
Pyrrha, hiding her face: Oh god!