Ruby in problems…
This is not what it had in mind really, it occurred to me to the last moment (ha!)
Later the version that I wanted.
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Please Read (Final Post, at least for now)
As you all know, the 17 draws closer to us, as does the new year. Tumblr staff has been fucking up more and more, and has finally decided to point the gun at themselves, killing the site.
It should be at this time that we should reflect on what we’ve had over the years we’ve been on here. The hardships. The wonders. The many people we’ve met. We’ve all had our fair share of good and bad times on here. The things we’ve created are never lost, not here at least.
But…as the clock moves forward, we should start to look towards the future. We need eachother more now than ever before. Keep everyone you know close. Everyone.
We’ve all had our moments with people here that have given us drama. But we’ve also healed, or are healing, and continuing forward. We have who we love to help us through.
To those of you here that still look back, I urge you; let the past die along with this site. What’s happened has happened. It can’t be changed. But going forward, it can be better.
This link leads to my Discord server, “Refugees of tumblr”. Anyone, and I mean everyone, is welcome here. Bring your friends, bring your siblings, bring those you may still have beef with.
But those for the latter, again i urge you, let go. Let the past die with this site. Some things might never be forgotten or forgiven, I understand this. But right now, we need everyone we can more than ever.
To those I know on here, you are always welcome here. Even if we don’t speak much, there’s a place for you there.
Let us move forward.
Disney Land
Pyrrha, dressed as Maleficent: *sighs*
Yang, dressed as Rapunzel: You know, constantly sighing isnt going to help you at all
Pyrrha: I know, it’s just that I have no idea what to do with Jaune.
Yang: You obviously need to ask him out, duh. Just do it right now.
Pyrrha, sighing: It’s not that simple, Yang. What if he doesn’t like me back and finds my confession weird? What will I do then? Besides, he’s around kids right now. I won’t have any privacy with him to begin with.
Yang, looking at Jaune: Oh yeah, I forgot he’s Peter Pan. Kids really do love that character.
Nora, dressed as Anna: Ah yes, the forbidden love between Peter Pan and Maleficent. As a child I loved that story.
Pyrrha, whining: Nora, this is no time for jokes. What am I going to do with Jaune? I’ve had the biggest crush on him for years, and I still don’t know what to do. It’s so frustrating!
Nora, shrugging: Sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood.
Pyrrha, groaning: What am I going to do?
Yang: You need to go over there and claim his ass already.
Pyrrha: Really? In front of all the kids?
Yang: I meant in front of everyone, P money, even the adults. Make sure every knows that he is YOUR man.
Weiss, dressed as Snow White: What are you guys doing? Shouldnt you be working?
Yang: We’re too busy with Pyrrha’s love life to work.
Weiss: Please don’t tell me it’s about that dunce over there.
Pyrrha: Does everyone know about my crush?
Nora: Yep. Everyone…….well, execpt for Jaune that is.
Weiss: How haven’t you asked him out yet?! You known him for years!
Yang: We were just talking about that actually. I’m trying to convince her to walk up to Jaune and shove her tongue down his throat, but she isn’t up for it.
Weiss: As she should be! That’s just a barbaric way to ask someone out!
Yang: Says you.
Weiss: Says anyone with a half a brain! Pyrrha, the best way to ask someone out is by being upfront with them. Just tell them how you feel.
Yang: Wow, that is like the most boring way to confess to someone.
Weiss: Oh shut up, what do you know?
Yang: Much more than you, Princess.
Nora: Aw shit, Princess fight!
Weiss: Nora, don’t cuss when you’re in costume. It’s a bad influence to kids.
Nora: Hey, don’t focus on me cussing, focus on Yang!
*Pyrrha only sighs as her friends bicker before noticing that Jaune was now alone*
Pyrrha:………………
Weiss: Nora, you arent going to trick me into arguing with Yang for your amusement.
Nora: Pfft, what? I’m not trying to trick you. I’m just trying to…….uh……..I don’t want Yang to bad mouth my friend is all. That’s just rude.
Weiss: No you aren’t!
Nora: Yes I am.
Weiss: NO! You aren’t!
Nora: YES! I am.
Weiss: Wait, are you trying to start an argument with me to pass the time?
Nora:………no.
Weiss, soothingly rubbing her forhead: Oh my god. This is so stupid. What were we even talking about?
Nora: Our argument.
Weiss: No we weren’t! We were talking about Pyrrha and Jaune. Look Pyrrha, you need to- where’s Pyrrha?
Yang, excitedly: Oh shit!
Weiss: Yang! Language!
Nora: NO, OH SHIT IS RIGHT! LOOK!
*Nora points to Pyrrha, who was now approaching Jaune*
Nora: IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!
*meanwhile*
Pyrrha, nervously approaching Jaune:………..H-hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Huh? Oh hey Pyr. What can I do for you?
Pyrrha, swallowing her fear: I was wondering if you were……… interested in going on a…..a uh………uh…….
Jaune: Hey, are you alright Pyr? You’re red to the face? Are you sick?
Pyrrha, flustered: No no! I’m fine! I was just wondering…………if you wanted to go on a d-d-d-a………screw it!
Jaune: Wha- MMF!
*Pyrrha practically dives into Jaune, kissing him passionately*
Jaune wide eyed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyrrha, pulling away quickly: I-I’M SO S-SORRY! I SHOULDN’T HAV-MMF!
*Jaune then kisses Pyrrha back passionately, shocking the girl to the bone before she kisses him back again*
*Multiple small gasps are heard*
Pyrrha, pulling away from the kiss: Huh?
*Pyrrha looks towards the noise to see a bunch of kids staring at them*
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uh…..hello.
One of the kids, bewildered: Mommy, why is Maleficent kissing Peter Pan?
The Mother: Well, you see uh…….uhm……they’re kissing because of…..uh……….
Pyrrha, blushing: Oh this is a problem.
Nora, in the distance: GOOD JOB, MALEFICENT! YOU FINALLY GOT THAT PAN’S ASS!
Pyrrha, hiding her face: Oh god!
Anonymous asked:
Pyrrha meeting Terra Cotta-Arc and swapping stories with her over how dense their respective Arcs were at first.
moistmailman answered:
Pyrrha: I swear, it took such a long for Jaune to realize my feeling for him! So long!
Terra: Hey girl, I know what you mean. I was on the same boat a few years back.
Pyrrha: Saphron was dense as could be too?
Terra: Oh was she? I once asked her to give me advice about which bikini to pick out, and she still didn’t realize I was flirting with her! I even let her touch me while I modeled them.
Pyrrha: That’s nothing. I once asked Jaune to give me a full body massage with massaging oil while I was in a skimpy bikini.
Terra: No way! And he still didn’t realize your feelings then?
Pyrrha: Nope. I even made suggestive moans when he touched me, and yet he was still clueless. He was a blushing mess though, so he looked pretty cute then.
Terra: I swear, the Arcs are a bunch of beautiful blonde dumbasses.
Pyrrha: Unfortunately, I agree.
*meanwhile*
*Both Jaune and Saphron itch their noses*
Saphron: Your nose itches too?
Jaune: Yep.
Saphron: Maybe someone is talking about us.
Jaune: Pfft nah. I doubt that.
Blake: look out its the apathy
Jaune: what does it do
Ruby: it takes away your will to go on.
Jaune: oh well i’ll be fine then. Cause i lost that a long time ago.
Everyone: …
Apathy: dude. Do you wanna talk?
Jaune:”Not really.”
*One Apathy walks over and hugs Jaune but doesn’t bite or anything. Another walks over and wraps him in a blanket, then one gives him some hot cocoa before patting his head and lastly one walks over to Blake and Ruby with two sets of lingerie in hand*
Blake:”Uuuh?”
Apathy:”In our experience Sexy times usually help out.”
Jaune:*sipping his cocoa* “That would be nice.”
Blake:”Yeah, that’s not hap- RUBY?!”
Ruby:*already skirtless and without her cloak on* “I MEAN IF IT WORKS?!”
Jaune:☺️
Anonymous asked:
The mun happens to leave a few pictures of Jaune with his nephew for Pyrrha to see. (ArcPaladin-Jaune)
miss-pyrrha-nikos-isms answered:
“Jaune?” Pyrrha can’t keep the smile from her lips as she approaches her teammate. She had already shown Nora and Ren, but neither of them could present a good guess. Nora’s theory of Jaune having a kid of his own gave her some severe momentary anxiety but altogether they couldn’t be sure who the other person was without asking.
Jaune’s pictured bemused smile as he carried the small child on his shoulders was precious.
“We found this on the floor of the dorm after the wind dust experiment.” She looked up at her partner, “Could I ask who is with you?”
Missing you.
Ruby:*Laid back on the couch*
Jaune:Hey there stranger. *sits down* what’s up?
Ruby:*points to empty platter*
Jaune:Wow you must’ve been really hungry to eat all those sandwiches.
Ruby:The forest didn’t exactly have the best food. *leans on him* it was rough out there.
Jaune:Yeah*holds her* I’m glad you’re safe.
Ruby;Me too- *kissed by Jaune*
Ruby:*a hot mess* Jaune! You can’t just kiss me when I least expect-*another deep kissed*
Jaune:Sorry I just…missed you a lot. *slightly red*
Ruby:*completely red* yeah well, that makes to of us… *pulls him in for another long kiss*
*camera click*
Saph:Ahem!
Terra:You look cozy
Jaune:*startled* Saph!!!!
Saph:Don’t you “Saph!!!!” me. You’re the one having a makeout session on my love seat with your cute lady friend over here. I hope you know the “love” in love seat just means two people sit there right? Not, you know 😉
Ruby:*flustered entirely* we…..weren’t gonna…..
Terra:Those wondering hands and lip lock says otherwise.
Jaune:*Blushing* We were just kissing and….
Saph:No need to explain yourselves. It’s only natural for two teens constantly flirting with death to eventually find comfort with each other in more….passionate ways. My couch though is not the place for funny business though; I don’t need the baby seeing anything that might stick years from now.
*both embarrassed*
Saph:That being said, there may or may not be a spare room down the hall that locks and too far for noise to travel. Too bad the both of you are currently out the house exploring Argus while everyone is away.😉
Ruby:What
Terra:I’m with her, what?
Saph:What I’m just saying if they were home and couldn’t help but “just kiss” the back room with a spare bed and conveniently laid out items for protection would be the best option.
Jaune:Are…are you actually letting us have-
Saph:No idea what you’re talking about. Just remember I’m your favorite and my birthday is coming up.
Jaune:I mean Ruby if you want t- *gets dashed into the room*
Terra:So we’re just ok with this.
Saph:It’s better than our love seat. Besides, *takles Terra on the couch* now we’re alone and the baby is asleep.
Terra:What happened to not a “love” seat?
Saph:What can I say? *kises her* I missed you a lot.